The Lady Sunbeam Vintage Hair Dryer - Controlled Heat Deluxe!

Last week I met a friend of mine at the Salvation Army Thrift Store, and we proceeded to giggle like idiots whilst scavenging for *really cool stuff*, which this particular Thrift Store seemed to have plenty of.

By far the coolest thing found was a vintage hair dryer, the kind with a motor in a box, a cap on the head, a hose, even the original booklet. I'd seen a photo or two of one of these magical mechanical mysteries around the web, and thought to myself that if I just had one all my vintage hair problems would be solved.

Another Lady Sunbeam hair dryer shown here, of a different model.

You see, it's getting the hair to dry that's a lot of the problem, I find. Even with sleeping on uncomfortable pin curls, or rollers, or trying out the curling iron, nothing seems to work - my hair just doesn't dry, and it doesn't hold a hot curl.

So when I saw this ugly "Lady Sunbeam" vintage brain-frying robot, I just HAD to buy it for that whopping $15 price, whether it worked or not.

She's missing the plastic door that covered the hose, cap, and cord compartment.

But it DID work! Mwahahahah! And boy howdy is it loud and hot and a little smelly. 50 some odd years of dust and geriatric plastics and rubber bits tends to get a little ripe, but by the time the blower had ejected all this stuff, it didn't smell so bad anymore.

I had to try it, so I busted out a haphazard pin curl set, my first actually, and put the cap on my head and enjoyed the interesting and unique experience of having what amounts to a plastic shower cap inflate upon my head with hot air. The "warm" setting was hot enough, and 45 minutes later, I had dry hair.

Warm was hot enough. Medium and Hot settings are more like the surface of the sun.

Pin-curl setting is an art, and I'm no artist. I need practice, but all things considered, I think what I ended up with for a first try was pretty flippin' fantastic, and I owe it all to my crusty new friend, the Lady Sunbeam. ... and a little extra work from my other trusty friend, the small-barreled curling iron, which helped out with the depth of the waves.

So if you are out and about and see one of these gnarly boxes around and for a good price, give it a try! I'm sure there are modern equivalents as well, with a higher price tag and far less awesomeness because they're not vintage but probably definitely don't smell and maybe won't fry your brain too.........

For pincurling inspiration, how to, reference, general 20th century hair mysteries solved, check out the blog "Beauty if a Thing of the Past."